Credit for title line must go to Mad Dog Vinnie, who recently made the joke, which originated with the highly-acclaimed film, The Waterboy.

You know what? I’m really sooper pissed off lately, and this is supposed to be a fun blog and all that shit, but lately, I just don’t care to keep up appearances (like so many other folks). Besides, harbouring a passive-aggressive attitude is completely unhealthy and will kill you all. So here comes a motherfucking rant:

1. Don’t Steal My Bandwidth: If you like some idiotic, stupid image that I whipped up to childishly poke fun at some aspect of popular culture, you are free to use it on your own site as long as you give credit and don’t HOTLINK the image. The former hasn’t much been an issue, and sure, I appreciate those two or three hits that came from your link. That said, the latter is a persistent problem. Google indexes images, and that creates a potential future loss of dinero out of MY pocket. Certain subdirectories of this blog’s cPanel are protected against hotlinking, but I cannot slap the ban all directories for practical reasons. So cut this amateurish shit out and learn how to upload an image to either your own server or a free photohosting service, or I will point out the relevant offenders.

2. Don’t Be A Publicity Whore: Say you start a blog, right? Perhaps some people decide the way to success (blogwise – ha!) is to schmooze all the bloggers that you can get your emails to. And you comment on their blogs. A LOT. You link their words and quote them. A LOT. Then one day, you decide that you’re now too good to have to comment on other people’s blogs or return their emails. After all, you’re just too fucking busy to keep up the charade. Busted. If you’re gonna be an asshole, do as I do. Be an asshole from the beginning, and people will expect no more from your sorry ass.

3. Don’t Ask Me When RSS Feeds Will Be Fixed: Somewhere with the WordPress 2.01 upgrade to this blog, one of the feeds on this blog got all screwed up. I don’t know which one, because I haven’t had the time or desire to check into the two RSS varieties. A reason exists for my stubbornness – I HATE RSS FEEDS. And as Bobby “Cokehead” Brown said, “It’s My Prerogative.” If a client cares about their feeds, then it’s gonna get looked at, because that’s what the clients wants. I, however, don’t care to have them in operation on this blog. I’m a web designer by nature, and I want to slit my wrists at the thought of my curse words getting stripped from the environment from which I place them in. That screws up my intended experience, and I know it’s so damn convenient to not actually visit blogs. It’s way cooler just to skim the RSS feeds, and it’s such a damn bother to actually stoop to visiting a blog to view the content within. So yeah – RSS feeds are broken. Sorry about that. I’ll perhaps fix them when helping people not visit this blog becomes a priority for me.

…and now a word from SADIE LOU…

NOW GO AN VISIT ALL MAH KINDRED!!!!!1!!!