The rumour that Marilyn Manson was actually Paul Pfeiffer grown up was a great rumour. We need more rumours like that. I don’t care about Desperate Housewives gossip. Who really gives a rat’s ass?

Rumours like that are awesome, since they don’t hurt anyone, well, except perhaps for the guy who played Paul Pfeiffer. Yet I assume that at a very early age, that guy developed a tough skin, and he’s a big boy now, so he can handle it. That rumour said nothing of his character, so what’s the harm? Hell, he might even end up in a Tarantino movie at some point, which could revive his entire career. Public figures are rather handy like that.

So per this new initiative, I propose the following rumour to be spread like wildfire:

Susan Estrich petitions the Vatican to do away with that ruffian Benedict XVI and appoint a female pope instead.

That should be interesting. Go tell people - it’ll be fun!