Leave It To Cusack

Holy Moly drops this lovely vision of a drunken film actor, who is too drunk to realize that he’s missing a glitzy event at Koi. Instead, the legendary thespian decided to lavish attention on a group of limo drivers outside the event.

As they talked, a drunken tiny man in a filthy smelly overcoat lurched over unsteadily and tried to hug each of them in turn, saying, “Hey, hey! Isn’t this great? We’re all guys together! You’re my buddies!”

Naturally, all the drivers tried to avoid the clutches of the strangely-familiar little drunk, not least because the smell of him on their clothes alone would be enough to make them fail a breath test. They each pushed him away in turn as he carried on grinning, his lank hair plastered to his forehead with sweat.

Then a well-dressed man appeared and tried to pull the increasingly-angry dwarf away, who told his companion,

“Leave me alone! I’m hanging with my buddies, here!” But eventually John Cusack managed to calm Al Pacino down and led the Oscar-winner away for a lovely, long sobering walk.

Ahhhh, perhaps it is a good time for Pacino to finally phone in the career-boosing order for a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.