Swimsuit? Check. High heels? Check. Cigarette? Check. Let’s run, bitches.

It’s Like, Yeah, Motherfucker, I’m Jogging, Okay?
Must say something nice. At least she left the liquor at home. Her alcoholic liver must certainly be thanking her for this glaring omission.
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8 comments
Can anyone tell me why this hag is famous? Even I have dated better looking women than this.
I’d be willing to bet you a dollara that she’s having a bad trip. Well maybe not a bad trip per say, since I don’t think acid is “hip” anymore, but you know what I mean.
In case anybody is confused. That’ beyotches synapses ain’t firing right and her constant sucking on the glass dick led to her thinkin’ the boogie man is coming to get her.
Gosh, where’s her appendectomy scar?
I have worse scars from paper cuts than what Lindsay has from her very, very recent surgery! I guess trampy alcoholic media sluts recover more quickly than us mere mortals.
The appendectomy bit was just a cover up.
She was having an addadicktame done.
I guess that makes she a he?
I believe ya, Slug.
Hell!
I’ve been a better looking woman than that.
no scar, eh?
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They’re saying she had it laparoscopically, which if true would mean no big scar, they just punch a small hole into you and it could be covered with a small circular bandage.
I don’t believe it, I’m just saying!