While I can freely admit that Russell Brand’s humor has steadily grown on me since he appeared in Being Sarah Marshall, I shall never cease to shudder at the mere thought of his globetrotting STDs:
When Russell Brand played the Hordern Pavilion gig in Sydney, he instructed someone to “find the prettiest, loosest women and get them to the after party”. [sic] They found eight.
This eight soon became seven after Russell threw one out (not literally – because that would be murder) because she was only going along to keep an eye on her friends.
Apparently his words were: “Nice to meet you and I’m sure you’re a lovely girl but if you’re not going to fuck me, fuck off.”
Naturally, that probably didn’t deter the other seven from screwing the guy. Thanx to Popbitch.