I was at the recording of Never Mind the Buzzcocks last week when Russell Brand was the guest team captain. Throughout the show much mirth was made of his addiction to sex etc, with Amstell saying at one point, “Don’t they know we need to end soon, there’s people Russell needs to be having sex with right now.”

It wasn’t too far off the truth. Minutes after the show finished taping, he had taken two girls back to his dressing room and wasn’t seen for the rest of the night.

Doesn’t it just make you cringe that, one day and barring a miracle vasectomy, Russell Brand will probably have a few daughters? That sort of realization makes the Jonas Brothers’ purity rings seem not quite so stupid, after all. At any rate, Russell already has enough to worry about after quitting the BBC in the aftermath of his latest controversy.

Thanx to Popbitch.