Comments on: Ryan Gosling Is Neither Lovely nor Bony

By: paris' herpes

paris' herpes — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 18:14:03 +0000

Mark wasn’t in NKOTB (his bro was though) but he did have a solo album with that “Good Vibrations” song. Which was pretty bad, so I can see why you got confused. Also, why would Ryan get picked for a part that he’s too young for? He looks better without the beard or the paunch!

By: the maljax

the maljax — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:45:38 +0000

This is what I cannot stand, someone trying to be devoted to a film and getting canned for it. Lindsay Lohan shows up “exhausted” but she doesn’t get kicked from the project! Not to mention, it sounds like Ryan shouldn’t even have been picked for the part, normally he doesn’t look like a father of a seventeen year old. He doesn’t always look like he’s old enough to be the father of a seven year old!

By: Kevin Longrie

Kevin Longrie — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:03:13 +0000

I give Gosling credit, he’s commited. What a man he is. Fuck Peter Jackson

By: Mara

Mara — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 06:10:14 +0000

It’s okay, AB. Not only did I recognize Ryan Gosling from Breaker High (-and- Young Hercules), but the guy on Reaper as “the fat one from Breaker High.”. And I can still pick out cast members of Are You Afraid of the Dark.

Ah, Canadian TV.

By: jvon

jvon — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 21:38:23 +0000

It’s come to my attention that Peter Jackson may no longer be a fat hairy disgusting bastard, so I must retract my earlier barb. He has supposedly lost weight. Maybe people were confusing him with Michael Moore.

By: Agent Bedhead

Agent Bedhead — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 21:05:19 +0000

Hey, man. I’m ashamed to admit that the ONLY reason that I’m familiar with Ryan Gosling is from his old USA show — “Breaker High” — basically, it was “Saved By The Bell” on a cruise ship.

Just terrible. I watched it every damn weekend though.

By: Dustin

Dustin — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 20:46:12 +0000

Actually, if you want to be technical about it, Mark Wahlberg was an original member of NKOTB — he quit because he didn’t like their bubble gum image, and made way for Joe McIntyre.

What can I say? I dated a lot of NKOTB fans in high school.

By: Mr. Atoz

Mr. Atoz — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 18:28:15 +0000

You know, I was actually around at the time and I still thought Mark and Donny were one and the same. Obviously I wasn’t paying very close attention.

By: slug

slug — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 17:13:33 +0000

Thanks, salty. You saved me from embarassing myself.

By: litelysalted

litelysalted — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 17:04:03 +0000

Nonono… Donny Wahlberg was in NKOTB. Mark Walhberg had a solo career as a non-threatening hip-hop artist known by the moniker “Marky Mark” of Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch, best known for their single “Good Vibrations.”

*Hides face*

I fear I’ve said too much.

By: jvon

jvon — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 03:47:42 +0000

Ouch. That’s gotta suck. Especially if it really was deliberate.

I also have to ask: who is Peter Jackson to talk about someone being fat and hairy?