Yes, Keanu Reeves has gone the way of Brendan Frasier, minus the damn hair plugs, so to speak. You see, Keanu is now quite aware that idiots like us find great amusement in “tak[ing] paparazzi pictures and re-contextualiz[ing] them.” Just look at this slightly pissed-off looking moment of lucidity:
As a result and whenever he spots the photogs lurking, Keanu has apparently decided to do weird shit, such as randomly plug a meter…
…and show off his bitchin’ Tai Chi moves. Are you happy now, internet?
Imagery: Bauer-Griffin Online
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Why can’t we comment on old posts?
We close those old threads because sp*mbots tend to target posts older than 14 days. Enough of that stuff gets through already.
[...] Sad Keanu is messing with us! – ABH [...]
Is he playing a homeless man or something? That facial hair is AWFUL.
Nice ride, though.