Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz Need To Get A Room Already

By Agent Bedhead in Boobies, Courtney Love, Edward Norton, In The Closet, Matthew McConaughey, Penelope Cruz, Salma Hayek, Tom Cruise

Salma and Penelope

Penelope Cruz certainly isn’t afraid of teh gay, and she’s shown her gender-bending talents in so many ways. Penelope’s director in Volver, the very openly gay Pedro Almodóvar, admitted that Penelope almost turned him into a straight man with her feminine wiles. The saucy Spanish beauty allegedly copulated with Tom Cruise for two years with no public display of affection ever to satisfy our voyeuristic hunger, and yes, she did date Matthew McConaugheyey for quite a bit of time. So who really is the beard in question?

Penelope willingly facilitated the rumour that she and Salma Hayek are lesbian lovers by fondling Salma’s fine ass at a press conference for their film Banditas. Apparently, Penelope did so just for fun:

“I grabbed Salma’s ass just to keep things moving, because everyone was a little slow. And of course, the energy changed when I did that. There are magazine covers in Mexico describing us as these lesbians because of that. A lot of people were saying we were lovers.”

As to Salma, the heaving boobies count hypnotize just about any human of every persuasion. To my recollection she’s publicly dated only Edward Norton in a long-term sense, who moved on to Courtney Love. If you ask me, anyone dating Courtney Love is just begging to be turned gay or suicidal. Or both.

See also Edward Norton Is A Wuss

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3 comments

… whoa… that is going to be the best movie EVER……

12.30.06 | 12:48 pm

I sorta had a feeling you might enjoy this post, Eric. :mrgreen:

12.30.06 | 1:17 pm

Not to nitpick or anything, but Edward Norton dated Courtney Love before he dated Salma. Not after. If I’m remembering correctly, they met on the set of that godawful Larry Flynt movie.

12.30.06 | 2:20 pm
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