While I was sitting with nimble fingers upon keys, I gravely hesitated to post about a certain breaking gossip story about a certain Saved By The Bell star:

No No NO!!! Thankfully, Celebitchy quite literally did the dirty work on this story. Dustin Diamond has become the fourth cast member of Saved By The Bell to strip for the camera, and the good news is that it can’t get much worse. Seriously.

This must be the week for repulsive Hollywood stories – Christopher Walken in drag attire and Anna Nicole Smith banging her attorney – and this is only Wednesday. My delicate sensibilities can’t take much more of this.

UPDATE: It seems that Phineas and I posted with temporal unawarensss that the other was posting on this topic as well. So I guess we’re providing double the pleasure on this nastiness….much like Dustin Diamond himself. EWWWWWW.