Interestingly enough, Scarlett Johansson seems to be wearing my prom dress (circa 1993). However, my dress was much cooler because the hem came up in the front and down further in the back, kinda like Stephanie Seymour’s dress in the November Rain video. Yet I digress.

In addition to the obvious unflattering iridescent fabric, this is a rather ill-fitting dress that doesn’t hoist up the magnificent boobies in typical Scarlett fashion. Also, we’re not loving the flat hair, which accentuates the sooper dark eyebrows. Altogether, it’s an unflattering look, but since Scarlett has accepted another multimillion deal for yet another upcoming Vuitton campaign, it’s safe to assume that the company thinks she looks great. And that, dahlings, is all that matters.

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