Scarlett Johansson Makes The Most Of Her Opportunities

By Agent Bedhead in David Bowie, Music, Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Sings Tom Waits Promos

Scarlett Johansson’s debut album, Anywhere I Lay My Head, which will contain cover versions of ten Tom Waits hits and one original song, isn’t set for release until May 20th. However, the promotional jamboree has already commenced with the above and below promo shots for the album.

Waits himself his reportedly declared himself “very pleased” with what Scarlett’s boobs voice has done with his bizarre lyrics. In addition to ScarJo’s voice, a very familiar voice — David Bowie — shall be found on the album. Bowie speaks his mind concerning the project:

“The songs are great, really good Tom Waits stuff, and Scarlett’s performances are mystical and cool. She creates a mood that could have been summoned by someone like the novelists Margery Latimer or Jeanette Winterson. I’ve seen the press on the album and I suppose the record company wanted to spin my involvement a little more than it actually warrants. All I really contribute are these oo’s and ah’s on a couple of tracks.”

Well, it doesn’t matter what noises David Bowie is making, as long as he’s audible to any degree. In addition, Scarlett has clarified that she and her boobs shall continue to appear in movies, but she had just really wanted to have this “magical experience” of recording an album. Not because she has a burning desire to make it as a musician and is willing to do anything — even starve — to make a living creating music. Because she can. Because she is Scarlett Johansson. And you’re not.

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7 Feedbacks on "Scarlett Johansson Makes The Most Of Her Opportunities"

jvon

Unless this gets COMPLETELY awful reviews I will probably buy it. And not just to ogle her in the sexy photos in the CD insert. No, I will listen to it at least once. Who knows, maybe it will be decent?



Flea

I like her boots.



Agent Bedhead

They’re. Made. For. Walken.

Cannot. Stop. With. That. Joke. EVER.



jvon

Apparently there is a short film by that title, which I was not aware of. Wonder how I can get my hands on it?



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mfg

She sang the most NASAL back-up vocals for The Jesus & Mary Chain at Coachella 2007, singing the one line “Just Like Honey” (in the same-titled song with was at the end of “Lost in Translation”).
Not only was she awfully nasal, but her pitch was really shaky. I’m sure that, with today’s technology (Auto-Tune), she’ll have her voice ‘photoshopped’.



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