Miss Scarlett has already shed her clothing for Vanity Fair magazine, but she really has her heart set on getting naked onscreen. If that’s what the lady wants, then who are we mere mortals to try and stop her?
“I’m still making up my mind about when I’ll do a nude scene. I’m not opposed to doing nudity, it would just have to be the right project, maybe some sensational European art film.
“I’m proud of my breasts. I call them my girls. They’re my charms, my feminine wiles. I’m very comfortable with my sexuality, my body and my face. Well, not always my face, but it’s stuck there and there’s nothing I can do about it.”
Only two things could go wrong with this scenario: (1) Scarlett chooses to get naked for a Woody Allen film, or (2) Scarlett waits until her mid-forties to disrobe for the camera.
Images: Hollywood Tuna
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How quickly she became just another bimbo….
Scarlet Johansen naked = EITHER
A HUGE increase in the birth rate of America as men fantasize about her while banging their fat wives.
OR
A Massive market runup on the supply of socks and white tee-shirts.
I’m not sure, but I’m betting socks and tee-shirts, already went liquid, waiting for the day that every other man goes liquid.
[...] Scarlett Johansson: “Please masturbate to me. I want you to. I need you to. Do it three, four, five times a day. Before bed, in the morning, at the office, at your children’s day care, between rounds of golf, in front of your girlfriend, at your mother’s house, in the boss’s office, in the cafeteria, onto the mashed potatoes, anywhere, everywhere, I don’t care, just as long as you’re masturbating to me.” [Agent Bedhead] [...]
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