Scarlett Johansson’s Incredible Shrinking Nose!

By Agent Bedhead in Film, Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson

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I will never understand why magazines insist on altering the appearance of Scarlett Johansson’s nose. This deception is so bloody obvious when looking at unaltered candid shots of Scarlett or seeing her onscreen. Obviously, Scarlett isn’t bothered by her own nose, and she’s obviously gorgeous in her “as is” state.

Given their differences, Johansson and Portman make for unlikely sisters. But that’s precisely what they play in the movie The Other Boleyn Girl, out February 29 and based on Philippa Gregory’s best-selling novel of the same name. The book blends highbrow historical drama with soapy intrigue—”history through porn,” Portman calls it—and was the ubiquitous book club pick of 2002. The fictionalized plot details how the quiet and innocent Mary Boleyn was actually the mistress of King Henry VIII before her sister, the scheming and sassy Anne, made a play for his affections and eventually became queen. And even more unexpected than their having been cast as sisters is the fact that Portman plays Anne and Johansson is Mary.

According to this logic, this photoshoot should have highlighted the physical differences between Scarlett and Natalie Portman, yet somehow their noses magically resemble each other. Weird.

On The Web: W Magazine

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10 comments

jmflynny

I can totally see Scarlett playing the innocent. She was terrific in ‘Girl with the Pearl Earring’, playing an alluring and vulnerable Griet. And, I think Portman has a vamp locked up inside. It will be fun to see her break it out. All, of course, expect for that creepy finger thing.

02.12.08 | 5:05 pm
jmflynny

Holy cow.

Have you seen this yet?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

02.12.08 | 5:48 pm

I’m going to find you and hurt you.

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I know there was something else I was going to say… ah, yes. I think I will have to check out this movie. Natalie Portman looks promising now that she’s grown some hair again. I’m a little afraid of her teeth (they look sharp and there are too many of them) but I suppose it could work.

And if nothing else, I can always stare at Scarlett Johansson’s breasts for two hours.

02.12.08 | 6:30 pm

I used to have that song on my walkman, and I’m not afraid to admit it!

02.12.08 | 6:36 pm
jmflynny

I couldn’t help it.

I just heard about Rickrolling and couldn’t wait to try it out on someone.

02.12.08 | 6:56 pm

It is somehow infinitely worse when I can also see him. And when he dances. And has poofy hair.

02.13.08 | 1:37 am

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02.13.08 | 2:34 pm
John Pebbles

All you have to do to make ScarJo look like crap is to stand her next to a truly pretty girl.

Bitch is getting uglier by the second.

02.13.08 | 5:07 pm

I so hoped that link would lead there.

02.13.08 | 6:05 pm
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