Scott Weiland is backpeddling frantically while trying to repair he and his wife’s tarnished marital reputation. Despite the married couple’s bloody hotel room fights and the fact that she torched his wardrobe, “>Weiland insists that he lives a wholesome, picturesque life:

[T]he Velvet Revolver frontman claims their home life is actually just like that of the All-American Cleaver family in ’50s sitcom Leave It To Beaver.

He says, “There’s definitely a Cleaver sense about our household. We get our kids to bed at 8 p.m. We tuck them in. We lay down with them at night. There are three square meals - the whole shebang.”

In other words, Scott Weiland never divorced his wife, but he did divorce himself from reality.

Previously: Scott Weiland: A Good Case For Sterilization, Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame Inductees: A Study In Awkwardness