Damn. As if we never suspected as much, Heidi Klum has revealed that when she first met her husband, Seal, she was very impressed with the size of his wang.

“I met him in a hotel lobby in New York City and he came in just from the gym and I was sitting there and I was, like, wow,” Klum tells Oprah Winfrey on her show’s Superstar Couples episode set to air Thursday.

Wow, as in Seal was wearing bicycle shorts.

“And I pretty much saw everything,” says Klum. “The whole package.”

Well, anything looks bigger inside a New York City hotel lobby. Nice move on Seal’s part with the bicycle shorts too. Still, I won’t be tuning in to watch any damn episode of Oprah’s show . . . not even if Seal promised to furnish proof of his wife’s statement.

Below is my favourite photo of Heidi and Seal — in last year’s Halloween costumes — as Eve and the Poison Apple.