Back in May of this year, Mr. Atoz brought us word that the illustrious Sean Penn would play Cheyenne Aging Rock Star/Nazi Hunter in the a drama-thriller called This Must Be The Place. According to Empire Online, Sean’s character (“Cheyenne”) only really decides out of sheer boredom to seek out his father’s executioner, “which shouldn’t be too much of a stretch.” Heh.

Penn’s latest piece of Oscar bait (one might call him a “Masteroscarbaiter”) has been scheduled for a 2011 release, which gives us plenty of time to reflect upon how terrifyingly ugly he appears while dressed in aging-rocker drag. In fact, Penn makes a much uglier woman than Jude Law (who looked rather pretty) and doesn’t even measure up to a faux-attempt on the part of Daniel “Booberific” Craig. Good times, mates.

Imagery: Glamour