Dude, that was my skull! Jeff Spicoli is on a hunger strike, flocked by the likes of Susan Sarandon, Danny Glover, Al Sharpton, and that Sheehan lady. While the rest of the U.S. selfishly celebrated Independence Day, these self-sacrificing stars cancelled their colonic appointments and chained themselves to the front stairs of the White House. They shall have no pizza delivery during U.S. History class – but instead they shall feast only* on water, juice, and tea until Sept. 1, otherwise known as International Peace Day.

See also Dan Riehl’s amusement at the whole affair:

Do these people have no idea how stupid they make themselves look when they work without a Director?

Nope, these celebs are oblivious to reality. That’s what happens when you pay millions to people who possess barely a high school education. The result is too much power and no critical thinking to supplement the cash flow.

* So much for roughing it, as the protest will only consist of a “rolling fast,” described only as “giving up food on designated days.”