Honestly and between fits of laughter, I cannot tell for the life of me what’s going on at this NYC screening of Woody Allen’s You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger. Obviously, Courtney Love has laid a big one on director/asshole Oliver Stone, but the question remains whether they both went in for the kill or she just swooped in while his mouth was flapping open during one of his pompous, self-important monologues. Below, Oliver’s reddened cheeks — which either mean that he’s slightly embarrassed by an unwanted exchange of bodily fluids or slightly worked up by a wanton exchange of bodily fluids — give no definitive clues. Could be both, really:

Then and while Courtney’s still lovingly embracing Oliver’s disheveled head, he seems to be fumbling towards an attempt to push her away:

Finally, this photo is one that I like to call, “Josh Brolin, you’re not really helping here.”