Good news, folks. There’s only a month and a half of Sex and the City 2 promotion to endure, so let’s make the best of our shared misery and make fun of some more new movie stills (to add to the last batch), shall we? In this sequel, not much will happen, but you’ll still be exhausted by the end of it all. Carrie (played by the creepy, lotion-rubbing Sarah Jessica Parker’s) will have marriage problems with Big but find solace with Aidan. Charlotte will smile cheerfully, sigh wistfully, and repeatedly proclaim her love for the amazing Harry (Evan Handler, after watching “Californication,” I know you’re better than this). Miranda will ignore Steve and grumble about having to miss work so the girls can go roam through the desert. And Samantha will suffer through the onset of menopause but, nonetheless, still manage to have lots of sex with strangers. As to myself, this will be just like the first movie, for I’ll remain utterly humiliated about admitting that I quite enjoyed the HBO show. You go, girls!

Imagery: New Line Cinema