A Monarchist: You have two casual, non-exclusive dating relationships. Commencing the decision concerning what to do in this situation, your rigid line of thinking will allow only one of the following to occur:
[1] If pragmatism is the main concern, you shall dwell far too long on the undecided. If this is the case, you will eventually become distracted by the empirical nature of your thoughts. Then inevitably you will be unable to pleasure either lady due to a sudden attack of impotence; OR
[2] In the event that testosterone defeats pragmatic tendencies, preserving ritualistic symbolic sex will provide a link to the past. As such, you will indeed find sexual suggestion in the original Kama Sutra scriptures as opposed to the more contemporary 1000 Grrreat Nights of Sex.
A Green: You have two casual, non-exclusive dating relationships. You may not believe in feminism, but you’re looking towards the forest, not the trees. Adopting the sensitive-guy demeanor, you voice support for feminism and allow the two ladies to decide the outcome of the situation. Likely you will then witness a catfight whilst sitting on your crappy futon, sipping a smoothie, and listening to Enya.
A Technocrat: You have two casual, non-exclusive dating relationships. You are poor at deciding things that you do not fully understand, but of course, hindsight is…well… hindsight. Mistakenly, you apply your expertise and experience on some completely irrelevant topic…like the superiority of foreign beer as opposed to domestic. Although this has never worked for Swingers, you employ rational arguments to try and convince both girls it’s okay to sleep with both of them. Eek! Lest you forget that quasi-political decisions such as these must take into account the subjective views of both parties as well as differing human values between individuals. You are so not getting laid, my friend. Stop by the bookstore on the way home and pick up a copy of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus.
A Hipster: You have two casual, non-exclusive dating relationships. The one that you eventually settle down with will be someone who "completes you" through your desire to run with the eccentrically odd and brilliant types of women. Most likely you two will have lots of sex whilst hyped up on amphetamines, and the broken bed won’t matter, since she’s into shabby-chic decor. To anyone who finds your girlfriend to be a complete freak, you will only inquire with a voice of disdain: "You really don’t get it, do you?"
Oh, but that is not the end just yet…upon a directive by the Maximum Leader, this Loyal Minion provides the following:
A Pseudo-Benevolent Autocrat: You have two casual, non-exclusive dating relationships. As you are possessed with absolute power and flanked by a tightly knit group of despots, essentially you can do whatever the hell you want. Yet you linger, skillfully wielding this power with the intent of improving your subjects’ lives–whilst nourishing the ulterior, back-pocket motive of reinforcing your own authority in the process. Such a manner would be to provide generous gifts to both ladies, and having mindblowing sex with both of them shamelessly. Meanwhile, you assure them that even if their fellow serfs call them "sluts," it matters not. Why? Reforming the entire social structure of the country allows you to recategorize the strata. "Slut" will then no longer be a derogatory term, instead it will enjoy a level of prestige rivaled only by trial lawyers. Eventually you persuade the ladies to bring you beer and nachos whilst lounging in a hammock, feeling enlightened and reading Voltaire.
Ooooh this is enjoyable writing fellows…give me more to do if you so dare.
