Comments on: Sex with pigs isn't suitable for television http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/sex-with-pigs-isnt-suitable-for-television/ Dirty Fingernails Firmly On The Pulse Fri, 01 Jul 2011 16:26:51 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Rachel http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/sex-with-pigs-isnt-suitable-for-television/#comment-9879 Rachel Thu, 19 Jul 2007 04:45:26 +0000 http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/sex-with-pigs-isnt-suitable-for-television/#comment-9879 you can put a condom on a pig, it's still a pig (come on, you *had* to see that coming) you can put a condom on a pig, it’s still a pig

(come on, you *had* to see that coming)

]]> By: John Stansbury http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/sex-with-pigs-isnt-suitable-for-television/#comment-9878 John Stansbury Tue, 17 Jul 2007 03:03:23 +0000 http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/sex-with-pigs-isnt-suitable-for-television/#comment-9878 So, the message of this ad is that a man is a pig <em>until</em> he provides some sort of way to keep from inseminating the female? The only suitable men are the ones who purchase prophylactics from vending machines in bars? Honest, what am I subposed to get from this? Now, don't get me wrong, I'm as evil as they come (hush), but I figure no amount of plastic betwixt me and m'lady is going to classy me up, considering I'm trying to <strong>hook up at a bar</strong>. Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I consider any one night stand as being grounds for a TV movie about some child trying to find her long-lost father. I am man, hear me oink. On a completely different note, I love how one of them related posts for this pig-condom ad goes to <a href="http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/the-elusive-keira-knightley/" rel="nofollow">The Elusive Keira Knightley</a>. I'm not sure what that means. So, the message of this ad is that a man is a pig until he provides some sort of way to keep from inseminating the female? The only suitable men are the ones who purchase prophylactics from vending machines in bars? Honest, what am I subposed to get from this?

Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m as evil as they come (hush), but I figure no amount of plastic betwixt me and m’lady is going to classy me up, considering I’m trying to hook up at a bar. Maybe I’m old fashioned, but I consider any one night stand as being grounds for a TV movie about some child trying to find her long-lost father. I am man, hear me oink.

On a completely different note, I love how one of them related posts for this pig-condom ad goes to The Elusive Keira Knightley. I’m not sure what that means.

]]> By: Smantix http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/sex-with-pigs-isnt-suitable-for-television/#comment-9877 Smantix Tue, 17 Jul 2007 00:22:41 +0000 http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/sex-with-pigs-isnt-suitable-for-television/#comment-9877 Now this, I don't get. Do chicks buy all the rubbers these days or do guys actually buy products (Hardees thickburgers, car insurance, etc.) that portray them as braindead or barnyard animals? Why not have the guy sitting next to the hot chick at the bar but when he rolls over in bed the next morning he finds that she's the one with the curly tail and hog's breath? He looks at the nightstand to see the broken rubber package. *Pfew* Does that Axe body spray cover-up the scent of Sizzlean and hot garbage? Now this, I don’t get. Do chicks buy all the rubbers these days or do guys actually buy products (Hardees thickburgers, car insurance, etc.) that portray them as braindead or barnyard animals?

Why not have the guy sitting next to the hot chick at the bar but when he rolls over in bed the next morning he finds that she’s the one with the curly tail and hog’s breath?

He looks at the nightstand to see the broken rubber package. *Pfew*

Does that Axe body spray cover-up the scent of Sizzlean and hot garbage?

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