Phoenix really is cooler than you know. Oh wait, I think I know why. Do you?
Sainthood is officially out of Phin’s grasp. That’s what one gets for beating up a few Jehovah’s witnesses and taking away their bicycles. Tsk tsk.
Hey lookie! My favourite commie pinko might just single-handedly reform FEMA. Who framed Roger Rabbit anyway?
Beth is a crabby bitch today. Whew. Thank goodness I’m not the only one.
Alright, Chip, enough is enough. Though I was willing to look past the homoerotic obsession with Gore Vidal and the libel and slander of the beloved Applebee’s, the denouncing of hot yoga has… well… crossed that proverbial line. A pox on your chakras!
Hinky tight is revelling in his own debauchery again. He has no idea what he’s yapping about. Link that fucker.
You say it’s his birthday? Have a Redheaded Slut on me, Eric…. well not on me … er… nevermind. Bygones.
UPDATE: No, I’m not serious. If y’all don’t understand the satire, don’t read this blog.
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.. cheers, babe… bring on the sluts…
Brown Sent Packing – Coast Guard in Command
From Yahoo News: Federal Emergency Management Agency Director Michael Brown, the principal target of harsh criticism of the Bush administration’s response to Hurricane Katrina, was relieved of his onsite command Friday. He will be replaced by Coast Gu…
Heh. When I run across someone who thinks I know what I’m talking about, I immediately have them clapped in irons, and sent to the white mansion on the hill with the barbed wire. Because they are obviously deranged.:twisted:
… holy shit…. Velociman used an emoticon… as is written in the scripture, the end is nigh.. WAY fucking nigh….
Such a wonerful layout. Cool.
I LIKE that emoticon. I may replace the Mutant with him.:twisted:
Must have been some other Bible thumpers. Couldn’t have been Jehovah’s Witnesses because they don’t believe in hell.
Oh Man! That totally throws out the bike motive….