Megan Fox has been so ubiquitous lately that the Secret Masters of the Media have clearly decreed that 2009 will be the Year of Megan Fox. Unfortunately, whenever Megan starts to talk she makes it all too clear that she’s no Angelina Jolie. More like a young Pamela Anderson, with a hefty dose of Courtney Love-level crazy added to the mix. The people at Coed Magazine have assembled a list of Megan’s more choice comments over the last year — including a few from her interview in next month’s Esquire — and it’s compelling reading: everything from her regrettable bathroom etiquette (which takes TMI to a whole new level) to her speculations on why her Transformers wardrobe smells like farts. Her swipe at Scarlett Johansson is almost a minor classic:

I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson — who I have nothing against, but I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve ever learned to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.’ I don’t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard — but I do. And part of it is my own fault.

Honestly, this woman almost makes you regret they ever invented talkies. Or possibly even printing. I’ll probably get around to watching Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, but not until it comes out on DVD, so I can enjoy watching Megan with the sound off.