Sheryl Crow wants to limit the amount of toilet paper you use in the bathroom, and yes, she’s totally serious:

“I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming,” Crow wrote. “I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.”

It’s amazing that Sheryl has thought for so long on this issue, and this is the best solution she can articulate. At any rate, an interesting tidbit has been dropped by The Smoking Gun:

[W]hen the global warming warrior hits the road, her touring entourage (and equipment) travels in three tractor trailers, four buses, and six cars. Now that’s a carbon footprint!

The irony of Sheryl’s obvious dual-natured personality isn’t lost on us, but the more pressing issue is how to enforce such a toilet paper restriction on every household. Personally, I don’t think that most people use any more toilet paper than is absolutely necessary, David Beckham notwithstanding. Perhaps everyone can start using both sides of the paper or something.

Thanx to Chasing Vincenzo for sending the source link.