Dammit, I completely forgot about my resolution to watch “Terminator: The Summer Glau Sarah Connor Chronicles” last night. It seems that I’m in fairly decent company with Defamer, but check this shit out:

We’d be lying if we told you we watched Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles with any regularity. But after being made aware of this clip from last night’s show, in which Garbage lead-singer Shirley Manson morphs from a men’s urinal into an old-school, T-1000 liquid Terminator, we think we might have to start tuning in. They’ve actually turned the beloved singer of “Queer” and “Stupid Girl” into a killer-robot urine receptacle, who can extinguish any full-bladdered obstacles in her mission to destroy teenage John Connor with one extension of her built-in fingercicle feature. That’s bad ass!

There’s something extraordinarily bizarre about Shirley Manson — the woman who not only wants to pee in her boyfriend’s bellybutton, but also, in her own version of the Ten Commandments, wrote a section titled, “4. THOU SHALT HONOUR MY BODILY FLUIDS” — actually getting peed on herself. That’s just fucked up, mates.