Pete Doherty may only be twenty-seven years old, but his real age has no impact upon his lifestyle, which has clocked him in at a biological age of forty-seven years.

Some supposedly new hi-tech medical gizmo has been “invented” to illustrate what we already know about how rock stars conduct their lives: Drugs, no sleep, and a non-existent diet have a poor impact on one’s health.

Speaking about the device, which Measures the affects of stress and sleep patterns on the human body, Dr Alfred Lodninger said: “People who look after their bodies may find they’re ten years younger.”

Well, if the research is anything to go by, Rolling Stones lead guitarist, Keith Richards hasn’t been looking after his body. His biological age clocked in at over one hundred.

The thing about Pete is that we already know he should be long since dead. At this point, he’s probably morphed into a superhuman half-cyborg and will outlast the cockroaches.

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