Poor Sienna Miller just can’t get a break, eh mates? It’s already difficult enough to break into Hollywood when one is merely “pretty” and possesses only slight acting talent. However, it doesn’t much help the reputation of an actress when she cannot be bothered to avoid shagging a married man with four young children (Balthazar Getty) and whose wife reportedly has rather powerful show biz connections. Of course, Sienna just doesn’t understand why everyone thinks that she’s a slut, and she’s done everything from posing for demure photo shoots to begging Getty’s wife to issue a statement saying that Sienna herself is not a homewrecker. (N.B. to Sienna: It’s probably best never to shag anyone who hasn’t actually filed for divorce.)

And it seems that things haven’t exactly worked out for Sienna and Balthazar either, for their epic love affair seemed to self-extinguish as soon as Getty lost his own job. This loss probably had nothing to do with Getty’s adultery, and the official reason was probably “budget considerations,” but the man does have a reputation for being a total dick. For example, a source from the Lost Highway set confirms that “[W]henever Lynch was around, Getty would be very unctuous and over-respectful and ass-kissy, but when Lynch wasn’t around Getty would make fun of him.” As usual, Sienna sure knows how to pick ‘em, but I’m sure she’s not looking for “inner beauty” so much as a nice bank account.

At any rate, Sienna’s public relations nightmare shows no signs of slowing, for her role as “the female ass” in the upcoming G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra will certainly not contribute much positive mojo to her acting career. However, Sienna has been able to pick up some tidy pocket change by signing as spokesperson for a Hugo Boss fragrance:

Sienna Miller has been signed by Hugo Boss fragrances as the face of its latest release, Boss Orange, due to launch in July. Both TV and print advertising will feature Miller to promote the Boss Orange brand’s first ever signature fragrance, which Miller describes as, “musky, sweet and sexy.” “Sienna…truly embodies the spirit of the brand,” said Thomas Burkhardt, GMD for Hugo fragrances, “She is a liberated soul – light-hearted, spontaneous and passionate – and she quite simply wears her heart on her sleeve.”

Interesting. Did you know that Hugo Boss was the leading manufacturer of Nazi uniforms? More specifically, these were the “uniforms worn by the German SS, storm troopers, Wehrmacht and Hitler Youth,” which are thought to have been produced “by forced labor, including concentration camp prisoners and prisoners of war.” Yo, anyone got a baseball bat?

Ah well, the girl can’t really be blamed for failing to research, well, anything. Besides, Sienna is likely to do her own self in via the perfect storm of STDs. That’s what happens when one shags an infinite supply of men, including some of those married ones. A quick retrospective, if you will:

David Neville, Jude Law, James Franco, Jamie Burke:

Orlando Bloom, Hayden Christensen, P. Diddy, Rhys Ifan, Balthazar Getty: