Of all the starlets running around making out with any man or beast they can get their hands on I’d always figured it’d be Paris who first delved into the world of Beastieality. Alas, Sienna beat her too the finish line.

Sienna Miller “made out” with a monkey on a recent photo shoot. [She] got an unexpected surprise when she tried to coax him into giving her a peck on the lips.

She said: “To make the monkey respond, you’re meant to blow at its mouth so it’ll kiss you. But it stuck its tongue out! So, I sort of made out with a monkey!”

Somebody needs to explain the international love symbols to Ms. Miller. Everybody knows that blowing is synonymous with another act of affection and it involves a completely different part of the anatomy.

But wait there’s more.

Unfortunately for the 25-year-old actress the amorous monkey still had one more surprise for her on the day. Before the shoot had finished the excited animal urinated all over her back.

Nice. Wasn’t there someone else that was rumored to have a sex tape ending in a golden shower?

What the hells wrong with the starlets these days that makes them feel they need to one up each other? I for one will be skipping the next round of Paris Hilton sex tapes involving a 9-iron and a water buffalo.

As for Sienna’s choice of bed time partners, we’ve know for a while she wasn’t very discriminatory, after she shagged Jude Law. Speaking of Jude Law if Sienna being built like a 12-year-old boy doesn’t speak multitudes of his latent homosexuality I don’t know what does.