Yeesh…I cannot believe the number of emails that have contained one major complaint:

“Why did you take down the cute chick with the monkey??????”

Dammit. I got nothin’ against monkeys. In fact, other than their reputation for feces flinging, I think monkeys are adorable. Of course, the pinup girl was smokin’ hot, but I have my reasons for not utilizing her in this venue. These are very personal reasons, and I really don’t wish to go into a discussion concerning what graphic I was glancing at when a very unfortunate phone call occured recently. Please respect that, and don’t make me feel as if my lurkers only give a rat’s ass about the pinup girl with the monkey.

If you really need a monkey fix, I would advise you to visit right here or over there. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m sure to have some very interesting google hits to check up on…