Signifying Nothing.

By Agent Bedhead in Allegories And Alcohol

Oh absolutely I make light of this silly resolution tradition… let’s see what a random resolution generator can do for the sadiemasochist:

In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Build up my chi.

Get your resolution here

Heh…that sounds great, but a wee bit personal (insert wink at the Lad). What else can it dream up?

In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Play in rush-hour traffic.

Get your resolution here

Um, no. A rather lame entry in the queue, in my not-so-humble opinion. Try again.

In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Bang the guy who lives next door.

Get your resolution here

Nope. In the first place, there is no guy next door. Secondly, the current state of banging is quite enjoyable. Next?

In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Become a slut.

Get your resolution here

See…this is just in the cards for me. Yet I suspect that it is probably not productive to resolve what you already exhibit wholeheartedly.

In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Figuring out why I really need 7 e-mail addresses.

Get your resolution here

Yeah. I really need to do that one, but not by virtue of a resolution. Just because I should. That is all.



5 comments

Irish Lad

“build up my chi”….hehe

01.03.05 | 6:51 am

New Year slackers

For those of you too lazy to come up with resolutions of your own, fear not! Geek-foo has come to the rescue with their random resolution generator. And if you don’t like it you can always try again (via Fistful of Fortnights

01.03.05 | 11:15 am

Hilaroius!!

01.03.05 | 4:40 pm

Maybe Next Year

I picked up this fun at Fistful of Fortnights: [snip] See what Sadie did with it.

01.03.05 | 4:49 pm

I’m not banging the guy next door! That is my New Year’s Resolution. Same one I have every year.

01.03.05 | 6:20 pm




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