Simon Cowell, the sexually ambiguous über-bitch who does so much to make viewing American Idol the teeth-grindingly unpleasant experience it is, plans to release his own celebrity fragrance. Add this to Paula Abdul’s jewelry and the American Idol line of fragrances as fashion musts for bargain-basement dating, particularly if you’re trying to win the favor of that special guy who’s surly, abusive, sexually confused and unsatisfied, and never changes his T-shirt.
The list of people who think you want to smell like them is getting weirder by the day. At least the Marilyn Manson line of fragrances and cosmetics hasn’t yet hit the shelves at Kmart or wherever. Not yet, anyway.
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