Evidently that’s just the sort of sweetness British birds like to hear during a post-coital cuddle. At least we’d have to infer as much from a recent poll sponsored by the Sun, that pillar of English journalism, which ranked Simon Cowell just behind that new Bond fellow as the #2 guy UK women fantasize about while they’re doing the nasty with someone who probably rarely appears on TV. The rest of the list—from a guy’s perspective—seemed fairly reasonable, although I’d never heard of three of these alleged studmuffins. The men’s list was considerably worse, starting off with a couple of WAGs I know nothing about and moving on to the likes of Britney Spears, Jordan, Abi Titmuss, Pamela Anderson, and Madonna. I’d rather pull back the sheets and find a giant African centipede in my bed than any of these babes. To be fair, this is a list of sexual fantasy figures from the same nation that thought Toad in the Hole was quality cuisine. In this country, “Toad in the Holeâ€? refers to those times when Britney satisfied K-Fed’s animal lusts. (And, to be fair, the UK version is far less disgusting.)