Evidently that”””s just the sort of sweetness British birds like to hear during a post-coital cuddle. At least we’d have to infer as much from a recent poll sponsored by the Sun, that pillar of English journalism, which ranked Simon Cowell just behind that new Bond fellow as the #2 guy UK women fantasize about while they”””re doing the nasty with someone who probably rarely appears on TV. The rest of the list”””from a guy”””s perspective”””seemed fairly reasonable, although I”””d never heard of three of these alleged studmuffins. The men”””s list was considerably worse, starting off with a couple of WAGs I know nothing about and moving on to the likes of Britney Spears, Jordan, Abi Titmuss, Pamela Anderson, and Madonna. I”””d rather pull back the sheets and find a giant African centipede in my bed than any of these babes. To be fair, this is a list of sexual fantasy figures from the same nation that thought Toad in the Hole was quality cuisine. In this country, ”””Toad in the Hole””? refers to those times when Britney satisfied K-Fed”””s animal lusts. (And, to be fair, the UK version is far less disgusting.)