MSNBC is reporting that Paris Hilton has a serious case of baby fever, which is gonna happen when she gets overly friendly with an underwear-deficient, hygienically challenged celebutard much like herself. According to this article, Paris insists, “it’s been my dream to have four babies by 30,” and adds, “I look after animals, so I”’d have a lot to give my kids.” Normally this news would be about as welcome as hearing that Hugo Chavez was holding a Terrorist Open House with free suitcase nukes for the first 100 guests, but the real story here is that MSNBC ran a suspiciously identical story almost exactly five months ago. Let”’s hope this story remains mercifully baseless for another five months, despite Jeanette Walls”’ apparent desire to see Paris inaugurate a chain of mini-Hiltons. In the meantime we can contemplate this picture of Paris lugging Sean Preston Federline around like a heftier, less bitey kinkajou, and join Sean P. in his no-doubt intense relief that at least he”’s not related to her.