Back in March, we told you about Cheddarvision, the live webcam where you can watch a 44-pound cheddar ripen and get all moldy and smelly before your very eyes. That cheddar (nicknamed “Wedginald,” for extra upchuck-inducing cuteness) is nearly ripe, and will be ready to eat by Christmas. West Country Farmhouse Cheesemakers, the creative team behind Cheddarvision, are planning to mark the occasion in style:

As a fitting end to the first year of Cheddarvision we at West Country Farmhouse Cheesemakers are going to auction Wedginald to the highest bidder and donate all the proceeds to BBC Children in Need.

Bidding for Wedginald on eBay closes November 19. So now’s your chance, if your Christmas list includes a special someone who deserves to get something that smells like 44 pounds of soiled gym socks.