See what those rabid Twilight fans have wrought? Yes, this is another “vampire” saga where the protagonist vampire looks a hell of a lot like Robert Pattinson. In this case, Chris Massoglia (who needs to work on the unwashed hair) is the actor in question for this spiffy tagline: “Meet Darren. He’s sixteen going on immortal.”
Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant hits theaters on October 23. Can you tell how excited I am?
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I can’t even work up a suitable expression of disgust for this. It’s so unspeakably lame that it’s possible even teenagers will recognize it as such.