Now that the fact has been brought up, we realize that we haven’t heard any sordid stories floating up from Victoria Beckham’s past. It was assumed that she’s always been Posh, and as such, she hasn’t dabbled in any practices that people would consider gauche or even remotely embarrassing. Apparently, this is not the case:

One ‘very significant’ ex-boyfriend has kept his gob shut for many years now, despite having a fair amount of scandal that he could spread about the fledgling Spice and the appropriately-named Adams family. He has thus far remained tight lipped and dignified, no doubt because he is an old-fashioned gentleman who shared some special times with a girl he loved and has no intention of souring the good memories with a shoddy cash-in.

Well, that and the fact that once a month he is collected by a big limousine, taken to the most expensive stores and given free reign to spend whatever he wants on Victoria’s credit card, while her grim-faced bodyguard stands watching, ensuring that not one fucking wrong word crosses his expensively-silenced lips.

Verrry interesting. What scandalous behavior could this possibly concern? Perhaps Victoria just wants people to believe she was a virgin bride or that her closets are filled only with Gaultier, Gucci, and Vuitton. As if.

Source: Holy Moly