A scantily clad Kate Moss has claimed the number one spot on Vanity Fair’s best dressed list.

I’m not quite sure what their fashion consultants consider well dressed, but apparently I’ve been way over dressed all these years. To think, all these years I’ve been wearing a shirt, pants and underoos. Not that there’s anything wrong with underoos, it’s just I feel I’ve wasted a ton of cash all for nothing.

The Vanity Fair cover is alleged to be the next step in cocaine Kate’s modeling come back, inside the magazine “she sports an androgynous look — wearing a black hat, jacket and tie — inspired by Marlene Dietrich.” Why? Because asexualtivity is teh hottest.

Other sharp dressers include George Clooney (all because of that Batman gig), Oprah Winfrey (she’s dressed by her lesbian lover girl friend what do you expect?), Renee Zellweger (she’s dressed by her gay ex-husband Kenny Chesney), Gwen Stefani (she’s just hot), Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice (boots will do that for a lady) and Prince William (and they said the Swastika was dead as a fashion symbol they picked an entire county in Virginia, how many Metrosexuals live there anyhow?)*.

Pete Doherty, who dressed like a catholic schoolgirl for the event, was too incoherent to comment.

* Updated because I’m an idiot and had confused Willy with Harry.