Remember that paternalistic crap I was bitching about earlier this week? You know, that moment when you thought, “Oh, hell. Agent Bedhead is bitching about something irrelevant. Why won’t she just shut up and post a picture of some girl’s ass already?” Yes, that’s what I’m talking about. The governments of the world seek to protect people from thinking for themselves by censoring movies in Scotland, Germany, and, most importantly, in other countries other than our own. Well, dahlings, Judgment Day is on the horizon:

California guvernator Arnold Schwarzenegger is so useless — and not just because nearly every morning he sits around drinking coffee in a Brentwood cafe instead of tending to state business in Sacramento. Now, instead of helping the California economy by stopping the networks’ and studios’ runaway production, he’ll seek headlines tomorrow by announcing a “major Hollywood anti-smoking initiative” with the MPAA and the Entertainment Industry Foundation.

You know, I never thought I’d say this, but Arnold? You suck. Thanks for the apocalypse.