Sounds like they should start seeing other people. Last year Eminem and his ex Kim Mathers tried one last time to make things work, but Kim used her latest radio interview to make it clear that the magic is really and truly over. Specifically, she called him “a horrible person” and then went on to define “horrible person” in excruciating detail:

I can’t stand him. He’s an absolutely horrible person and he gets worse every day. I vomit in my mouth whenever I’m around him or I hear his name. There’s nothing left in me for him. Nothing at all.”

Kim then proceeded to kick Marshall in the nuts, in an only slightly metaphorical sense: “He’s not very well endowed. If you’re going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work.” I’m almost glad I read that, for two reasons. First, if I ever trick anyone into marrying me, I’m adding a clause to our prenup agreement stating that public mockery of my genitals will nullify the agreement. Second, I will be very, very careful not to get involved with Kim Mathers.