While my verbose tendencies often precede me, sometimes I truly have nothing to proffer in addition to the obvious. This would be one of those times.

Snoop on keeping his cool: “The meaning is more vicious when it’s calm. A man who holds a gun on a man who ain’t nervous makes the man holdin’ the gun nervous. . . . I had my own niche — supergangsta but cool and laid-back. Not so aggressive. That aggression sometimes scares niggas away. My shit was warm, it was welcoming.”

On business: “How much am I getting? $10,000 and one PlayStation 3? Tell that nigga I want three PlayStation 3s and $15,000, or fuck off.”

On his two years of pimping: “That shit was my natural calling and once I got involved with it, it became fun. It was like shootin’ layups for me. I was makin’ ‘em every time. ‘Cause pimpin’ ain’t a job, it’s a sport. I had a bitch on every exit from the 10 freeway to the 101 freeway, ’cause bitches would recruit for me. I had barracudas — seven or eight of ‘em. When a bitch recruits for you, she goes out into the club or the environment and brings back other bitches and makes ‘em my ho’s. That’s pimpin’.”

On his resulting marital troubles: “She went along with it ’cause she know and understand that was an infatuation of mine, a childhood dream, to be a pimp. . . . She’d act like it didn’t happen, but she knew it was happenin’ ’cause the pimps would come over, get dressed, and then go to the Players Balls.”

On the new rap project: “A group called the Nine Inch Dicks. We basically a male-chauvinist group, and all we do is R&B songs with a twist. I had a song called ‘Bitch, I’m Gone, I’m Through With You.’ I got another: ‘Can You Control Your Ho?’ The name of the record is Coming Soon, and you can believe me, we coming soon.”

Oh boy. I can’t wait.

Source: Rolling Stone