HEY EVERYONE, IT’S ELMO FROM ELMO’S WORLD! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT AGENT LOVES ELMOPALOOZA, SO AGENT LET ELMO WRITE HERE TODAY TO TELL YOU ABOUT ELMO’S ADVENTURE LAST NIGHT. ELMO MET SOME GREAT PEOPLE AT THE 6TH ANNUAL SESAME WORKSHOP BENEFIT GALA. DO YOU KNOW WHO ELMO MET? ELMO WILL GIVE YOU A HINT. ELMO DID NOT MEET OL’ DIRTY BASTARD BECAUSE THAT’S WHO FLUSHED ELMO’S PET GOLDFISH DOROTHY DOWN ELMO’S TOILET LAST TIME WHEN OL’ DIRTY BASTARD VISITED SESAME STREET. NOW ELMO WILL TELL YOU WHO ELMO MET. SO LISTEN CAREFULLY. LA TA DA DA! ELMO MET ANDERSON “UNIVERSAL CRUSH” COOPER!

DA DA TA DA DA, DA DA TA DA DA DA DA.
DA DA TA DA DA, DA DA TA DA DA DA DA.

ANDERSON WAS VERY NICE TO ELMO, BUT YOU KNOW WHO ELMO LIKED MEETING EVEN MORE? SOLEDAD O’BRIEN! ELMO LIKES SOLEDAD VERY MUCH. SOLEDAD WAS NICER TO ELMO THAN THAT BITCH, PAULA ZAHN. AND NOW IT’S TIME FOR THE SOLEDAD SONG THAT ELMO WROTE JUST FOR HIS FRIEND SOLEDAD!

SOLEDAD SOLEDAD SOLEDAD SOLEDAD SOLEDAD SOLEDAD SOLEDAD

THAT’S ELMO’S WORLD!

HERE ARE SOME MORE PICTURES OF SOLEDAD AND ELM-AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(…sound of Elmo’s head hitting floor…)