La Lohan hosted a party for Nylon Magazine, but she clearly wasn’t enjoying herself much, and I know this because these are the exact expressions on my dog’s face about ten seconds before he throws up. Lindsay was all smiles earlier at “The Late Show With David Letterman,” where she promoted Georgia Rule and signed many autographs for her adoring public:
Something very mysterious must have happened in between these evens, but for Lindsay’s sake, it would be rude to speculate upon the cause. Surely, she’s just suffering from exhaustion.
On another note, we’re told that Lindsay’s mom, Dina Lohan, had a really bitchin’ time at the party, and Variety doesn’t much care for Georgia Rule: “The subject matter is grim, the relationships are gnarled, the worldview is bleak, and, at any given moment, you suspect someone’s going to be hit with a pie.” Kinda like Lindsay herself.
UPDATE: Celebitchy is onto something.
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The May issue of Bazaar had a piece on Mama Lohan–GAWD what a skanky mess of white trash THAT one is! I can see where Lindsay gets her “class.” I never thought I’d say it, but that mother of hers makes nasty crackhead Lindsay look like Audrey Hepburn!
Perhaps it’s just the truely ugly dress she’s wearing? I’d be sad too if I was dressed in a bin bag.
Umm. the face looks likes she’s just done far too much blow and is biting the inside of her cheek to try and keep it together; i.e not blow chunks all over that ugly, most likely prohibitively expensive, dress…but surely Lindsey would never!
Actually I think the expression looks like she has no idea where she is or how she got there. Maybe the drugs and alcohol were starting to wear of for a minute.
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