If you are as sick as we are, you’ve been diligently building up your PayPal balance to eventually be able to afford a night of sweaty grunting with Vincent Gallo. Unfortunatly, the forces from above made haste to shatter our dreams, which were littered with all sorts of nastiness involving the oily bohunk. From the illustrious Page Six:
VINCENT Gallo is no pal of PayPal. The online payment service abruptly cut ties with the actor-director because it didn’t want to be associated with him selling his sexual services and sperm through his Web site. “They are really fascists. They should breathe some death gas or something,” the star of X-rated flick “Brown Bunny” told Page Six.
On the bright side, this little snag has freed up our five dollars for other matters.
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Wow, I never would have thought of this as a side-business. I wonder what the business plan that you file with your advisor would look like.
If any of you ladies (no weirdos please) are looking to spend some money this holiday season, you can get a little bit of me in a small plastic bag. Except for this creepy part, I’m pretty normal. Your offspring have, at a minimum, a 50% chance of having blonde hair, blue eyes, and be of average weight if by average you mean Brad Pitt’s abs in ‘Fight Club’ (I’m still working on that part).
Right now, I’m hoping for about $100 per load. If that’s too much for your budget, I’ve got a couple of old rags that probably still have my DNA in them around here some place.
Gallo’s weird, but he’s actually a Republican!! So I like him.
He looks like Charles Manson in that picture.
Charles Manson in his panties. Ugh!
Martin, I would think that any decent Republican wouldn’t be attempting to prostitute his spermage.
Even if he resided within the Libertarian branch of the right wing, Vincent would at least understand base market principles involving supply and demand. Instead of lowering the price when the demand is at absolute zero, he raises the price. Is there something I’m missing here?
No. You’re dead right!!
I reside on the libertarian wing of our party, Yet I do understand that when demand drops, so should the price!
He’s obviously an idiot. But he’s our idiot.
One of the few, it should be noted!
I’m not defending his stupidity over this matter, just saying I have a general liking for stars that vote the right way! Shallow, yes.
I think it’s more basic than that. What about a free-market economy? Capitalism at it’s best? Or would that be worst? My lame attempt at selling my above average seed aside, I am one of those ‘decent’ Republicans and since the demand seems to have dropped since I’ve only had 3 offers (this may or may not be true), I have decided to drop my price to only $50 per load.