…bringing you sooper seekrit discoveries* that not even the tabloids will publish…
In January, Former James Bond Sean Connery has undergone surgery to remove a tumor from his kidney. His brother, Neil Connery, had this to say:
“[T]he tumour was benign. He seems to be quite upbeat about it.”
Upbeat, eh? Connery says the experience itself wasn’t so amusing:
“I was opened in five places, including a tube up my dick.”
Even worse, according to sooper seekrit agent operations, we have discovered a photo of said tumor:
* This post is dedicated to Kathy, who despises the new James Bond.
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Who DOESN’T despise the new Jane… err… James Bond?
I’m not so keen on him either. Oh, and as an aside, I like the asides…
Shurely that’sh shupposhed to be ‘shooper sheekrit’?
Bond was and always should be a Scot. Please accept nothing less
Ahhh. Spoken by one who would know, of course!
..maybe we could petition to have Nugget be the new Bond? do i hear any takers?
[i'm with Kathy in the despising department]
Celebrity Surgery Secrets Revealed!…
So, while it’s not a photo of Keanu Reeves’ spleen—and thankfully it’s not Tom Green’s cancerous testicle—Sadie has nonetheless managed to score an exclusive pic of Sean Connery’s kidney tumor. Why did she do this? Because that girl is a……
Dammit…
I’ve been having sinus issues the last few days and this post just made me snot all over myself!
Thanks…