He took his sweet freakin’ time (ten years, more or less), but Johnny Depp is finally ready to make an honest woman of Vanessa Paradis. The couple is aiming for a June 14 wedding, probably on Tybee Island in Georgia, which would be convenient for Johnny’s family in Florida. According to the usual anonymous source, “Lily-Rose and Jack [Johnny and Vanessa’s children] are really excited about it. Actually—the whole family is excited. They’re going to send out invitations in a few weeks.”

Supposedly the wedding is Vanessa’s idea, although Johnny readily agreed to it. In the past, he’s said that one of his biggest objections to marriage would be the name change. “It would be a shame to ruin her last name! It’s so perfect—Vanessa Paradis. So beautiful. It would be such a drag to stick her with Paradis-Depp. It’s like a flat note!” The man has a point. And Vanessa Depp really doesn’t sound any better. Johnny Paradis, however, has definite possibilities. Taking the bride’s surname might be one way they could remain non-traditional while morphing into a thoroughly traditional married celebrity couple. And a damn likeable celebrity couple at that.