Keeping with the gradually more upbeat mood today, we would rather bugger ourselves than see this prediction come to fruition:
Fresh from masterminding David Beckham’s lucrative move to America, Simon Fuller is turning his hand to another important project, Spice Girls – the Musical. Seeing the success of Dreamgirls, Fuller and his scriptwriter brother Kim are busy constructing the Spice Girls’ story as a musical movie. Really.
Naturally, the relative words in this passage would be “important project.”