Look, I might deal in cheap, mean-spirited celebrity gossip, but I’ve never been one of those who attack Kirsten Dunst for being some hideous, deformed troll. She’s not a classic beauty, but she looks just fine. And oddities like her snaggle teeth are the kind of quirky flaw that keeps a person from looking mass produced. I’ve had no problem with Kirsten Dunst.
But I’m a big man, big enough to admit I was wrong. The last time I saw pictures like these, it was in a story on the evening news about an old woman with Alzheimer’s who didn’t take her meds, became confused and disoriented, and wandered out of the rest home in her nightgown. Although I think the old woman was at least wearing a bra.
Supposedly Kirsten is up for the role of Deborah Harry in a Blondie biopic, and she’s been widely slammed for it. Maybe she’s decided to lower her sights a bit, and this disastrous, vodka-addled appearance is part of Kirsten’s research for the title role in that big upcoming Courtney Love epic.
More pictures full of alcohol-soaked goodness below.
(Via ONTD.)
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Or she could be researching a new Paris Hilton biopic (God forbid).
She can be killed by removing the head or destroying the brain…I repeat, removing the head or destroying the brain.
Those damned pictures have been haunting me all day long.
Somebody needs to run a public health bulletin letting young women know that this is was happens if you run around bra-less with ten pound weights clamped to your nipples.
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