Star Jones is on fire, baby! Never mind those pesky, hatin’ reports of a train wreck and hints of irrelevancy. My gay boyfriend, who actually keeps up with this shit, was lovely enough to send me Star’s latest:

Thank you all for tuning in to the “Star Jones Show” on Court TV! We’re off to a great start, thanks to you all!

Let me tell you: it’s so great to be back on daily television, talking about what’s on your mind. I want to make sure we continue to do so, so keep the feedback coming! Many of you have emailed comments, suggestions, and story ideas. Know that we’re reading them and appreciate them all. And on Fridays, I’ll be responding to the emails you send through the Court TV website in my “Open Letter.” Something you say or suggest may end up on air!

I’ll make you one promise, to treat you with respect, dignity, and gratitude for the chance, a second chance. That’s how I see it. Now, I wanna know how you see it. Long [sic] onto our website at CourtTV.com/Star, and send me an e-mail with your thoughts. Looking ahead to tomorrow, I’m going to be talking to a U.S. soldier who was so desperate not to return to Iraq, he had a hit man shoot him. It’s a story you have to hear. So, don’t miss it. (MUSIC) I’m Star Jones. Please join me tomorrow, same time, same place. Now, go ahead and– discuss this amongst yourself, and I thank you for watchin’. It has been a glorious day. I’m glad to be back.

Honestly, does anyone know what the hell she’s talking about?